Friday, July 3, 2009

Return of the DJ: Let's Be Friends

After nearly a year hiatus from behind the decks to seek out gainful employment in a new country, I return to my favorite hobby as DJ Acrylic. I can hear my friends back in Canada ask, "Why the name change?" I came to the decision since no one knows me in San Antonio. In Halifax, everyone knew me from The Coast first, DJing second, so it was a matter of keeping the name going forward. In S.A., no one really knows me either way, so I thought it was as great opportunity to come up with something different.

As for Acrylic, I lifted the name from a Pulp song, "Acrylic Afternoons." I thought it sounded slightly retro, had a name that evoked texture, and looked cool on paper. It also happens to be the name I recorded a mix with Colin Crowell of Ruby Jean and the Thoughtful Bees fame last year, entitled Acrylic Disco. I might actually change the name to Select-Start (from the Nintendo control pad), but for now it's Acrylic.

I'm playing this show at the invitation of Exponential Records head Ernest Gonzales (a fantastic DJ in his own right). The night will feature a difference in sounds, including the experimental downtempo of A.M. Architect, plus the hip-hop, funk & soul of Rae Davis, not to mention the fun bangers of Johnny Walker and Adrian. Personally, I will be playing some Brit-pop, retro, electro, and indie-dance remixes. Something familiar, something new, all of it fun.

For those of you in San Antonio, it's at the Mineshaft Saloon behind Magic Time Machine on 410 E at the Broadway exit. Starts at 10 p.m., ends at 2 a.m., and best of all, it's FREE cover. Bring friends, get there early, stay late, and be ready to dance your pants off.

Monday, June 29, 2009

World of Pandemonium Tracks of June/July

Brooklyn's Chairlift are a band to watch in 2009

So I'm a little behind posting this, but it's been a good two months of brand new music, including my latest discovery in yet another cool as sh** band from Brooklyn. Chairlift recalls the '80s AM radio magic of the Thompson Twins mixed with sly indie-sweetness of the Magnetic Fields. Highly recommended.

Other great music includes the new album from Kasabian,
West Ryder Lunatic Asylum, which isn't nearly as bad as the title. Indie-music bloggers will probably put a hit on me for saying this, but Phoenix released a watered-down version of their last (and great) album with Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix. I'm convinced that Phoenix is this generation's Chicago. It's music you listen to on Saturdays, in the park. Can you dig it? Yes, I can!

Other tunes are oldies, but goodies, some from 2008 that didn't get enough love, and some from albums I've been rocking out for the last few months. I hope you enjoy some of my recent faves. And please do yourself a favor, watch the "Goin' Back To Hali" vid by Josh Martinez, featuring a who's-who of Halifax hip-hop heads. Gordski cameo!

WORLD OF PANDEMONIUM TRACKS OF JUNE/JULY 2009 (click here to access the playlist)


1. Chairlift - Bruises
2. Phoenix – Lisztomania
3. Kasabian - Fire
4. Silversun Pickups – Panic Switch
5. Midnight Juggernauts – Nine Lives
6. Peaches – Lose You
7. The Presets - This Boy's In Love
8. Metric – Help I’m Alive (Twelves Remix)
9. Crystal Stilts – Love Is A Wave
10. Jarvis Cocker – I Never Said I Was Deep
11. Arnold – Fleas Don’t Fly
12. Constantines and Feist – Islands In The Stream
13. Josh Martinez – Going Back To Hali

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Job Search '09: Job No. 2 - SAT Tutor, Princeton Review

THE LOW-DOWN: Teach high school students the tricks, tips, and strategies to scoring higher on the Standardized Aptitude Test AKA SAT. In the process, help earn them the right to a higher education (forget grades, extra-curricular activities and volunteer service) at an extremely expensive four-year school in an economic climate that doesn't even promise a job after said educational experience. Helping America's youth achieve their dreams. Aww, yeah.

PROS: This will largely help my chances of getting a teaching job as any form of experience is great for a potential hire. Not only will I get to my stroke my ego by forcing high school kids to listen to me, er, I mean, direct youth towards a positive result on the SATs, but I will also get valuable hours working in a classroom setting. Also, there are plenty of opportunities for private tutoring sessions.

CONS: It's only part-time, which means I'll be stuck in my current predicament (crappy-ass job) for the time being. Even if I get enough hours between classroom work and private tutoring, I wouldn't have any health insurance coverage if I left my current position. The only way I'd receive coverage is if I went full time and that's not going to happen for a while.

CHANCES: 80 percent. I already have a leg up on the job as I know someone who has been teaching for the Princeton Review for sometime now. She actually called me and told me to fill out the application and to call her supervisor, who was expecting my call.

Days after I filled out the resume and talked to the supervisor, I received a phone message(!) and an email(!), asking me to come in for an teaching audition. It goes to show, it's who you know in these days of occupational uncertainty.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Websites to Watch: Blip.fm

I stumbled upon Blip FM recently - thanks, true AMenitY - and joined for its ease in finding new music and a simplistic way to build a playlist for friends or anyone else to access for listening.

Come visit the World Of Pandemonium station to listen to some of the recent tracks I've been jamming out to this past month. I will do my best to fill you in every month as to the best songs and albums I've heard over the past four weeks. And if you do decide to start your own playlist, or you already have one, please add me to your DJ list or give me some props (the system that lets DJs know you like the songs they have added to their station, ie. "blipped"). I'd love to hear what's on your speakers these days.

WORLD OF PANDEMONIUM - TRACKS OF MAY

Playlist (World of Pandemonium mini-reviews at Blip.fm)
1. Depeche Mode - Wrong
2. Metric - Gimme Sympathy
3. Peaches - Talk To Me
4. Friendly Fires - White Diamonds
5. Jarvis Cocker - Leftovers
6. Matt & Kim - Don't Slow Down
7. Viva Voce - Devotion
8. Diego Bernal - Bring It On Home (Mexicans With Guns Remix)
9. Gus Gus - Ladyshave
10. Animal Collective - My Girls (Mexicans With Guns Remix)
11. Royksopp w/Robyn - The Girl and the Robot

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Job Search 2009

If 2008 was as a transition year, 2009 has been the year of finding gainful employment once again. I decided that education had to be a shoo-in for easy-to-find jobs and finally, a use for that BA in History I've barely had need for in the workplace.

So far I've applied to approximately ten different school districts in hopes of earning a position as either a high school social studies or journalism teacher. It would be more than ten, but each application takes several hours to complete, full of tedious, time consuming questions such as "List all the Zip/Postal Codes of your former residences in the last seven years" (this is obviously a life or death question to determine whether you are suitable to work with teenagers).

I've passed the certification test for both journalism and social studies. Besides journalism, I am qualified to teach an array of subjects under the social studies umbrella including: U.S. History, World History, Geography, Economics, Government and Politics, and Behavioral Sciences (Sociology/Psychology). Who cares whether I've had a Sociology class in my entire academic life? I passed the test, darn it, and that says I'm highly qualified to impart my wisdom to the impressionable brains of others.

However, in these harsh economic times, finding a job in education much less anything worthwhile is increasingly difficult. People who are being laid-off from jobs or given the option of an early retirement plan are attending alternative certification programs to try their hand at teaching. Kids need to learn, right? There's got to be easy jobs out there, teacher positions growing on trees. Judging from the billboards on the side of the road - my fave: Wanna Teach? When Can You Start? - getting a teaching job is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Sorry, it's not.

There are only so many spots for so many prospective employees. Many of these keeners out for these spots have experience teaching and are looking for a change of districts; some actually have their degrees in education and have student teaching experience; the new crop of alternative certified teachers are required to have student teaching under their belts. That makes it extra difficult for someone in my position - with no teaching experience - to get a job.
I plan on giving it my all until the middle of July to look for a teaching job. If it doesn't happen, I will have to wait until August to apply for substitute teaching or observation hours.

Meanwhile, I'm stuck in a job I really can't stand and am way overqualified for, making less than half of what I did two years ago. What blows is I can't leave until I find a job that offers medical insurance. After working with people without medical insurance, I've seem how fast one can rack up bad debt without that coverage. This isn't Canada. It's the good ol' U.S.ofA, where healthcare is privatized and where they punish you for not being able to afford insurance with whopping healthcare costs. There's no way I can afford to be caught without insurance.

My situation is frustrating and draining, knowing that I should be doing so much more, but not really knowing what it is I'm supposed to do in order to make it happen. Should I go back to school and get my Master's in something that will land me that high-paying job? Should I move to a different city in order to broaden my prospects? Should I find something completely independent from my previous training? Should I stick it out as a writer and start working on something that could land me a gig somewhere?

These are the questions that hammer away inside my head, pangs of unending underachievement.

Ergo, Job Search 2009.

Over the course of two weeks I plan on applying for 10 jobs. I will list them here and keep you apprised of any updates. Whether I score an interview or get the door shut in my face, you will be able to track my travails in finding meaningful work, at the same time, discover whether I find any sort of meaning in the modern 21st Century struggle of searching for a decent occupation amongst people of my generation. I'm convinced I'm not alone. Now you don't have to be either.

Job No. 1 - Journalism teacher, Kerrville ISD

Not going to lie about this one. I would love this job and I would be hella good at it.

PROS: I love Kerrville. It's a nice, quaint town in the Texas Hill Country that has a lot of charm. I think it would be fun and affirming to work in a small-town environment, especially since I cut my teeth in journalism in small-town Lunenburg, Nova Scotia.

Kerrville would make it an ideal place for students to learn the tools of the trade as everyone is sure to know each other's business. Mrs. Potts' cat keeps using Ms. Jones' garden for a litter box? That's news in a small town. The rodeo is coming to town? That's front page material! Also, Kerrville isn't too far from San Antonio or Austin. Not to mention, I'm still working as a journalist, so I can parlay real life work experience to the students. They would probably be blown away by Twitter.

CONS: They are looking for someone with a photojournalism background and I've never been the first to say I was a good photographer. I do know my way around Adobe Photoshop, but my prowess with the lense has always left room for improvement. Hey, I'm no Annie Liebovitz. That's not to say a summer spent with a digital camera wouldn't get me back to speed.

CHANCES: 15 percent. There were a handful of test-takers at the TExES Journalism exam and a job in a nice district such as Kerrville would be ideal for a young teacher looking to settle down in a safe, culture-rich rural town. However, I've been told that when the rare journalism job opens, they stay open for a long time. Crossing my fingers, but not counting chickens by any stretch.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Random (Live) Review: Morrissey - Bass Concert Hall, Austin, TX - April 12, 2009

Calling myself excited to see Morrissey would be an understatement of the highest order, bordering on too high expectations. That said, the 50-year-old proved why he's been so influential over the past 25 years while remaining relevant, running through 25-years worth of top-rate, maudlin British pop songs.

The Mozzer came out to rapturous applause to the intro music echoing the same used as his time with The Smiths. It wouldn't be the last time he revisited his former day-job over the course of the night. For a man halfway to the cemetary gates, he looked great, with a slight belly showing, but for the most part trim. He arrived in full tux, but he changed his shirt more times than Cher changes costumes at farewell shows, with at least five Gucci-specials getting their due.

The stage was against a backdrop of a flexing sailor, cigar confidently propped in his mouth, recalling the frontman's past use of homoerotic artwork on LPs and singles. So far, so Morrissey. The lighting throughout the show was spectacular and lived up the spate of electric live performances the icon has bedazzled fans with over the past few years.

His long-time backing band of rockbilly-coiffed musicians ripped into "This Charming Man," signaling that if El Moz was still ill towards his former band, it wouldn't stop him from playing songs from his previous band's catalogue. His new gang of mates were in fine form all night long, dressed in black with white ties featuring Morrissey's stenciled face (Price gouging alert - the ties were on sale for $50, $15 more than any t-shirt at the merch desk. I'm a big fan of hand screen-printed ties, but this was ridiculous).

Regardless, the set featured mostly new tunes from the 2003 comeback album You Are The Quarry onward, to the recently released Years of Refusal. Moz sprinkled his set with a few old classics from both his Smiths and solo material, including a rousing "How Soon Is Now" (see video below), "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others," "Ask Me," and rarely played "Death of a Disco Dancer."


The only complaint of the night came from a short set. Songs weren't played in their entirety and many times it felt as though the band were running through a medley of Morrissey tunes. We were out of the venue before 10:30, way too early to be sent home after hanging out with a hero.

New songs sounded much better live, a ferocity and urgency not apparent on celluloid. On disc, Morrissey's post-millennial output sometimes comes across as self-indulgent, strings pulling his close-to-cariacture lyrics to flippant new levels, only superceded by the Brit's rock star ego. But live, songs from the last three albums (...Quarry, Ringleader of the Tormentors (2006), and ...Refusal) make for a captivating, transcendent experience that taps perfectly into Morrissey's stage persona.

Stephen Patrick has mellowed some in his old age and it appeared his audience has done the same, with very few people trying to rush the stage and the Moz not encouraging the behavior he seemed to once welcome. Mellow doesn't mean he's lost his sharp, witty edge, as shown during a brief inter-song Q&A period with the audience:

Spectator: Why does the guy beside me think he's a better singer than you? [The audiences gasps]

Moz: [dryly, without hesitation] Because he's your husband.

Another Spectator: Can I have your shirt?

Moz: "Only if I can have yours...[reconsidering] No, no, it's Easter Sunday. We must be decent."

Morrissey alluding to Easter Sunday with the fans:


One of the more remarkable things about a Morrissey show is the cross-generational demographic in attendance. There were American Apparel-wearing college hipsters, middle-aged housewives, Latino rockabilly kids, and 30-something, young professionals. It proves the power Morrissey retains over so many, the ability to tap into some part of us and speak to us through overly literate sentiments set to a chiming, 60s-influenced, rockabilly-flavored beat. This Charming Man, indeed.

8.5 out of 10 microphones

Monday, April 6, 2009

Random Review: Metric - Fantasies

One of my favorite bands to do shots with returns with its fourth full-length, Fantasies on April 14. That's right, I've done shots with Metric. A couple of times. And I know that lead singer and synth player Emily Haines would give me one of those icy-as-Nico-without-her-stash stares if I didn't give you the truth on what I think about her new record. One of her most endearing qualities is she's not one for those who blow smoke up her ass. She likes straight talk and no bullshit. Tequila too.

Metric has been one of those bands that always aimed for stardom. It was ingrained in its musical DNA early on with Haines and guitarist Jimmy Shaw once Brooklyn roommates with the Yeah Yeah Yeah's Nick Zinner and Torquil Campbell of Stars. They also happen to be part of the groundbreaking Canadian collective Broken Social Scene, which won awards and sold out shows everywhere since the early-2000s, launching the career of its biggest member, Feist, amongst many others. For Metric, the push for greatness wasn't something to hope for, it was expected.

Haines once told me during an interview she'd love to play bigger venues after opening for the Rolling Stones at Madison Square Garden. Slowly, the group got bigger and bigger, and it seemed like Metric could achieve its ambitions with a killer follow-up to 2005’s well-received Live It Out. The band was selling out club shows and playing festivals in America and UK while playing larger theatre gigs in Canada. The pinnacle of Metric's power came with two self-curated festival shows – in hometown Toronto and Montreal - called Dog Day Afternoon. To many that attended, the band appeared unstoppable.

Then something funny happened. Instead of a smash follow-up to Live It Out, we got two solo discs (Knives Don't Have Your Back LP and What Is Free To A Good Home? EP) from Haines and the debut from Bang Lime, the side-piece of bassist Josh Winstead and drummer Joules Scott-Key. There was also the release of Grow Up and Blow Away, an album written before the breakout 2003 record, and way more excellent, Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?

There was a reason Grow Up… didn't see the light of day in the late-90s. The album came to fruition when Metric was simply a duo, consisting of Haines and Shaw accompanied by a drum machine. It still feels under-produced and is largely devoid of the contagious, rock-star rush of later albums. Instead, when it was released in 2007, it reeked of being a stopgap while the group took extended time to write, record and step out of the spotlight it had once craved so much.

Between the release of Live It Out and the band's disappearance in 2008, there were moments when it was apparent members of the quartet were unsure what to do with their newfound stardom, almost to the point of pushing it away. While the group often welcomed the accolades for its music and live show, it sometimes lashed out at its ever-decreasing anonymity. Check out the story I wrote for Halifax’s alt-weekly, The Coast to get a clearer picture.

The first time Metric played Halifax, a year after the release of Live It Out, the musicians were thrilled to finally have substantial audiences listening to their music. They seemed invigorated and ready for anything. Hanging out with three of the band members post-show at my favorite bar, Shaw and a newly-wed Scott-Key were almost hyper by the payoff for their hard work. Understandably so, as they just played to a packed venue in front of couple thousand fans. See my review on the show.

Even then, after a huge concert, they remained relatively under-the-radar, few people recognizing them at the bar as we danced and drank the night away. They were about to embark on several more months of shows, a grinding tour schedule that had to be extremely hard on the body and mind, especially with the group's love of hard-living, late nights, and post-show parties. When I ran into Haines before a show in Austin, Texas in April 2006, she appeared hungover, most likely due to a supposed dance-party on the bus the night before. One could only ponder how long it took before this kind of lifestyle took its toll.

When the band visited Halifax for the second time in under a year to promote Grow Up And Blow Away, this time to an even bigger audience, they looked exhausted, anxious, and a little overwhelmed by the public adulation. One example? Normally nice bassist Josh Winstead freaked out when I brushed his jacket, in all seriousness, telling me not to touch him. It was an awkward moment, maybe a sign of an overworked band or an overdrunk reporter. In all fairness, I think it was a little of both. (Photo by Brad Fraser)

While fans took it easy on the band the first time around, everyone at the (same) bar knew who they were after an even bigger show, and the Metric members hid out at a corner table most of the night. Shaw and Scott-Key were just as cool as the first time around – affable fellows who still bought the shots and insisted on getting me tipsy. Whereas I had the opportunity to talk with the band before, even dancing and discussing life ambitions with a less-guarded, and less-hounded Haines (who provided me a few Almost Famous moments to stay between her and I), fans who had just seen them play, and who had probably never seen a real-life rock star, wouldn't leave the group alone.

Metric performed little in 2008, perhaps to catch its collective breath as well as record the long-awaited Fantasies, released three-and-a-half years after Live It Out. Finally, it's here, available for preview on MySpace and out in stores on April 14. The band also has multiple sales pitches and formats to buy the physical record on the website.

Fantasies captures a tentative, post-Live It Out Metric. It shoots for the rafters, even making it's ambitions known on the not-so-subtle tracks "Stadium Love" and "Front Row." The production rises up to the challenge, with layered, self-assured professionalism. Only the songs refuse to match that level.

Metric is being too measured on Fantasies, too often scared to give into its rock star ambitions. The ten songs here aren’t overarching in sentiment or sound like arena fillers Coldplay or U2 (not necessarily a bad thing). They are mostly subdued with few exceptions, too cautious to tap into that feeling Metric had on its way to being huge. The first clue is the album cover, a light-bulb shrouded by darkness, cold and distant where Old World Underground... and Live It Out featured vibrant neon colors and cooler-than-thou visuals.

There's little political and societal commentary this time around, a high point from previous outings. Haines' lyrics mostly analyze the successes and pitfalls of the rock star dream, which seemed to slowly take is toll over the last three years. Sadly, like the best Metric single "Dead Disco?" declared, it "has been done."

That reluctance – or is it insecurity? – is all over first single "Help, I'm Alive." "I tremble/They're gonna eat me alive/If I stumble/They're gonna eat me alive," Haines reveals over dark beats, the sound recalling Interpol with a better singer and more keyboards. "Dead Disco" it ain't. "Help, I'm alive/My heart keeps beating like a hammer/Hard to be soft/tough to be tender." It's an accurate portrayal of a rising star facing pressure to be bigger and better than ever.

All too often Metric falls into self-reflection and it makes for lazy songs. If the piano replaced synths, there'd be no mistaking "Twilight Galaxy" or "Collect Call" from anything on Haines' solo material. "Gold Gun Girls," is a less-pretty sister to Live It Out's "Poster of a Girl," without the synth-line hook that made the previous so catchy.

"Gimme Sympathy" is the saving grace on Fantasies, a single as good as any Metric has released and seemingly evoking the days when the four members of the band wanted to be the biggest thing in the world. Haines poses the question: "Who would you rather be?/The Beatles or the Rolling Stones?" We almost wish the band would settle for being The Killers.

There's no doubt this is Metric's most personal record. Maybe the group is trying to separate themselves from the other indie-electro bands out there or let go of some personal baggage. In doing so, the band is ignoring what made it great in the first place: pulse-pounding, ass-shaking, synth-rock with a message.

Frustratingly, Fantasies might just be what it advertises itself as. Metric may be pleased making decent records without fully embracing stardom, leaving dreams of massive, sold-out audiences in the dust. In putting out this type of album so long after new material, four of the best musicians to hang-out with may have given up the a spot at the next level in favor of retaining some semblance of professional and personal space. To Haines and company, that might be more than enough. Fans who expected more might not be so understanding.

Johnston Farrow